While most people would choose a demure pants or suit to court, It seems Hollywood stars don’t seem to understand that logic. Lindsay Lohan sneaked a not-so-secret “f**k u” to the judge who sentenced her to jail for 90 days this week.

The Mean Girls actress will spend three months behind bars for breaking the terms of her probation in a 2007 drugs case. But the judge would have probably added a few more months to that sentence if she had spotted the “f**k u” written on top of the nail polish on Lindsay’s middle finger. 

No one gets over Lady Gaga who appears almost well.. everywhere looking like a fashion fugitive? And who can forget Michael Jackson pitching up at court to face child abuse charges wearing pyjamas?

The freak show continued when he stumbled on to the roof of a 4X4 and danced for the crowd. J Lo looked every bit the diva when she arrived at court to testify for her then-boyfriend P-Diddy wearing a fur jacket made up of the coats of about 500 little animals.

Serial suspect Paris Hilton recently attended our World Cup Court dressed down in a beige cardigan, boots and green trousers. It’s a far cry for her previous court outfits on sky high designer heels and pencil skirts.