This review is from Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care) on Amazon:   After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful...

By Masxii, 0  , Views: 382

Be careful for direct translations. Sekgowa se ja letsogo ngwana ntate. Petro's father passed away a year ago and he asked for a leave at work so that he can prepare some rituals as his mother was about to pass the mourning process.The discussion between him and his boss was as following....

By Snusnu, 6  , Views: 239

I've opened a bakery recently and a lady phoned me up, wanting a cake with 'I SUCK COCKS' written on it. I thought it was weird but made it anyway. Mrs Cox was pissed off when I delivered it. So was her son, Isaac.

By Masxii, 3  , Views: 266

Ugogo uyameneza umemeza umzukulu hey wena casha nanyu ushisha wakho ezongena la ekhaya phela awayanga eskoleni isonto lonke." Waphendula u mzukulu wathi ." casha wena ngithe kushone wena

By Bandie, 2  , Views: 183

young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?" The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where?"

By MPHO2010, 0  , Views: 153

teacher: Give any type of lines dat u know. Amu: vertical line, Teacher: very good, another line.. steve: horizontal line. Teacher: impressive... Who will tell us any other one. Marvin @ de back shouted Me sir...sir!! Teacher: ok Marvin tell us. Marvin: Caroline.

By ringane, 0  , Views: 234

  A grade 4 teacher asks children in her class 2 stand up nd tell abt themselves1. Sipho: my name is sipho when i grow up i want 2 b a man i want 2 drive a sexy carTeacher: thanx sipho u may sit next it you lizzy... Lizzy: my name is lizzy when i grow up i want 2 be a lady and i want many...

By ringane, 4  , Views: 312

there were this other boy n his twO sistersthe Other sister was an adult in her middle 30s and the other one was in her middle 20s And those sisters used to take a bath while the bOy's around, one day his oldest sister shaved her pubic her while the other did'nt and the bOy asked the one who...

By ringane, 0  , Views: 266

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. ‘Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’  She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder  ’Don’t move until I tell you,’ she said. ‘Pretend you’re a...

By ringane, 5  , Views: 284

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! ‘I’m sorry Mr. Schwartz,’ the mortician commented, ‘I can’t allow you to be cremated with...

By ringane, 2  , Views: 171

My small grandson got lost in the new Liverpool One shopping centre the other day.He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my granddad!”The guard asked, “What’s his name?”“Granddad.”The guard smiled, then asked: “What’s he like?”The little tyke...

By ringane, 0  , Views: 163

My small grandson got lost in the new Liverpool One shopping centre the other day.He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my granddad!”The guard asked, “What’s his name?”“Granddad.”The guard smiled, then asked: “What’s he like?”The little tyke...

By ringane, 0  , Views: 85

I was in bed with my girlfriend last night and she said I’d got the biggest dick she’d ever laid her hands on. I said “you’re pulling my leg….”

By ringane, 0  , Views: 190

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard.Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.When his Dad came home Billy said, “Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in...

By ringane, 0  , Views: 107

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20′s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30′s to 40′s, they are like pears, still...

By ringane, 0  , Views: 133

TEACHER: “James, why is your cat at school with you today”? JAMES (crying): “I heard the postman tell Mummy: When the kids go to school I’m going to eat your pussy!”.

By ringane, 0  , Views: 102

There was a white woman, baking a chocolate cake for her little white son. She turned her back and that little white boy took that chocolate, rubbed it on his face, and said: ‘Look, Mommy! I’m black!’ She slapped the shit out of him: ‘Stop that Justin Timberlake crap! You go tell your...

By ringane, 0  , Views: 97

Bruce calls into see his mate Robbo who has a broken leg. Robbo says,“Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?” “No worries,” Bruce says, and he runs upstairs and there are Robbo’s two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their...

By ringane, 0  , Views: 107

I'm eatin we will chatA boy stole a tin of fish at Shoprite and was caught. The next day the judge asked how many fish were in the tin and the boy said 6. The judge said I'm sentencing you to 6 years. The boy laughed his lungs out and da judge asked. "Why are you laughing"? And he said. "Tjo,...

By ringane, 0  , Views: 137

Amu went 2marry hs wife n as he arivd he ws chewing a gum.0ld man: u cme seek my daughter's hand in marriage n u r... chewing a gum......Thats a sign 0f disrespectful.amu: 0h s0rry sir i 0nly chew a gum wen i drink 0r sm0ke...0ldman: what the!!!U drink n sm0ke?. . .amu: yes n i 0nly...

By ringane, 0  , Views: 166