By Jasonpatrickhanslo Oct 12, 2009

A little birdie vanging a seconds sat on my shoulder and told me a moerse secret that I'm not allowed to tell, but knowing me by now you all know that keeping secrets is'ie my ding'hie....NB! mense in future don't tell me your secrets wan nes 'n poep wat druk gat dai secret ge-reveal word and when its out is'it ovious it gat stink.

But anyway let's get into the sordid details... This bra on udubs smaaks 'n chomie from me, lets soema call him rocky(clue:Syvester Stallone's girlfriend's name in the stuk) and tjank him stukkend in study hall anmeka when she wyses she thinks someone else is HOT! He soema get's jalus when he sees her flirting even though she don't evens know he smaaks her duk...with a pession....ai! dais'ie lewe ne!

Now let me try to project the scene for you's that's running through my mind when I think about this....My chomie lets soema call her carot(names have been changed, net soes op CHEATERS) sees me(julle ken mos my naam) and wyses him(Sylvester Stallone's girlfriends name in Rocky) that she thinks I'm hot (I mean that's totally natural, wan like most of you know ek is) then the bra excuses himself, runs across udubs to the study Hall where he cries he's eyes out, cos he smaaks her and is jalus that she thinks I'm hot.....Naiman! ou bra, tell Carot how you feel, don't tell the bloggers because they so ornoorag to blog about you on the hele E- learning website for all to see, even though names were changed like they do on CHEATERS..

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