32 Things they forgot to tell you about University

chantelle Profile picture By chantelle
Oct 20, 2011
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{borrowed from a facebook group… and lovingly changed to be more South African)

1. Silver Coins are like gold.

2. Two meals a day is standard.

3. Spontaneous nights out become every night.

4. You will begin to nap again.

5. Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.

6. Squirt guns = stress relief.

7. E-mail becomes your second language. (and facebook, twitter…)

8. University students throw paper airplanes too.

9. You never realized so many people were smarter than you.

10. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite last weeks rerun of 7de laan/Generations...

11. You will never rent more movies in your life. (or download more…)

12. No one is too old for video games.

13. Campus is only clean for open days. (it’s also the only time there are chairs that aren’t broken, and pot plants)

14. It never sucked so much to get sick.

15. Not all your food in the dining hall will be edible.

16. Lectures: the later the better, (but you will still nap through them).

17. You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you.

18. Disney movies are more than just classics.

19. Asleep by 2:30 AM is an early night.

20. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.

21. New additions to food groups: Pizza.

22. Duct tape heals all wounds.

23. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.

24. Showers become less important, sleep becomes more important.

25. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.

26. You realize university is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.

27. Procrastination is an art form.

28. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.

29. The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.

30. You’ll eat anything if its free.

31. A cancelled lecture is almost better than Christmas.

32. Getting money from ur parents is regarded as payment (via: SKIRTCHASER)

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emm0emm 4 months ago
9, 16, 17, 23, 26, 27, 32 lmao so soo true
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PhumlaNM 6 months ago
Payment for what??? lol
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Rafael 6 months ago
Yah vele. As long as it free, bring it on;)
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odirilwe 6 months ago
I think wearing jeans until they scream and eating oats three times a day was the most common for me. Geezus if my only two pairs of jeans could scream for help or run they would be found under security protection- what ABUSE!!!
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hendrick-van-der-maoka 6 months ago
wow wat can i say,ahm.. u r ryt
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Sbsmyster 6 months ago
Its all tru asleep by 2:30am is early
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SKIRTCHASER 6 months ago
Getting money from ur parents z regarded as payment
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chantelle 7 months ago
Quick someone gimme one more...
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chantelle 7 months ago
ooops seems I failed math!
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fundiswa98 7 months ago
31*
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notthi 7 months ago
Thats deep, after all who cares
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nkululeko123 7 months ago
lol..and more, ya neh
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LATOYAH90 7 months ago
now most of the stuff is kinda true

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Nyenyedzi 7 months ago
lol, I identify with most of the listed items..