5 Jobs Everyone in the World Should Have at Some Point

chantelle Profile picture By chantelle
Dec 5, 2011
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By: Daniel O'Brien on Cracked.com
December 02,

I don't think I'm the smartest guy in the room. I've never claimed to have all the answers. I just think that I know exactly what to do to make the world noticeably better, in the span of a year or two. That's all. I'm proposing that every person on the planet spends one or two years doing all five jobs on this list. I'm not saying it'll solve everything, just almost everything.


#5. Waiting Tables

Why Everyone Should Have This Job:
You learn a whole lot about people by serving them. How a person behaves to the guy fetching his drinks says a lot about that person. And you, as a waiter, start to figure out what kind of person you want to be. Are you the guy who makes eye contact with your waiter and speaks to him like a human, or are you the guy who hisses when he wants to catch a waiter's attention (happened to me)? Everyone on the planet should know what it's like to have to serve someone else. It's humbling, and sometimes terrible, and some other times mostly OK.
 

#4. Something With Kids

Why Everyone Should Have This Job:
It's important to, for at least a little while, be the person on whom little kids rely for their safety. Obviously parents don't need to do this job, but anyone else, like me, who is on a direct path of relaxing selfishness and childless leisure should have to understand the pressure and stress of trying not to ruin children. The quickest way to feel like a grown-up is to have a little kid hate you for keeping them safe.


Also, you'll learn to have more empathy for absolutely anyone who does have children, because kids are the worst people on the planet. Sticky little liars who can't even hunt, that's what all of them are, and anyone who dedicates their lives to raising them deserves slack, all the time, from everyone.

#3. Tech Support of Any Kind

Why Everyone Should Have This Job:
Tech Support is about teaching someone who doesn't speak the same language as you to fix their problems just by talking to them. Imagine how much better we, as a global community, would be at communicating with each other if we all had to spend a year in Tech Support. In the way that a lawyer trains her mind for organizing thoughts and building arguments, a Tech Support employee trains his mind for pleasantly and efficiently communicating with people who are much, much dumber.

#2. Something Where You Have Power

Why Everyone Should Have This Job:
In part, it's for people who have never had any power to see how the other half lives, but mostly it's about learning. If waiting tables is how you learn about other people, being in charge is how you learn about you. There is no better way to learn about yourself than by seeing what you do when you have power. Even a little bit of power would do. You don't need to be the boss of a huge company, you could just be the assistant manager of a Glogurt's -- it doesn't matter. As long a position has some power and a few subordinate employees, you should have it.


It's important for dicks to learn that they're dicks. I held some kind of position of power at a job when I was 18 or 19 and realized pretty immediately that "Whoa, hey, I'm kind of an insufferable prick when put in charge of people. Yeesh." Everyone on the planet deserves that opportunity. The chance to find out if you're a good and fair leader, or an irritating 19-year-old who goes mad with even the tiniest hint of power.

#1. Something Mindless/Labor Intensive

Why Everyone Should Have This Job:
Because everyone should just shut up and work for a while. Everyone should have a job that doesn't get easier if you're smarter or more charming than someone else. There are no corners to cut. The job is just "Here's the work. Do the work."
There are some people in this world who have never had chores and never performed any mindless labor.
Don't you think they should?


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chantelle 4 months ago
Glad to hear this was inspirational! These days there is no reason to stay in one job or profession for too long! Just as you grow- your interests change. It's good to do related stuff so that your experience stays relevant ;) Good luck!
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Chuckysweety 5 months ago
this is very inspiratianal and mind blowing... you hv managed 2 mk me realize that, that why i dn't wnt 2 do da same job aftr 5yrz max.