Some great Facebook status updates.
Sometimes we sit in front of a blank screen resisting the urge to tell everyone on Facebook, that currently “I am unable to come up with an original Facebook status”.
You reputation is on the line since you put up that last status that got everyone commenting and liking. We know how tough it can be to be awesome an original, so we going to help you by giving you a list of some creative and funny Facebook status to try out or re-work.
1. Paul is going to change his name to Simon and then go around speaking in third person.
2. Duncan is handing out lemons to people on a street corner and wearing a shirt that says "Life"
3. Lyall is SO COOL that he shot the Deputy after Bob Marley shot the Sheriff.
4. You've really got to hand it to short people, because sometimes they often can't reach it.
5. Sarah can't stand it when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.
6. Peter wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
7. John is proud of himself. He finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
8. I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time: lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
9. If you ever get caught sleeping on the job… slowly raise your head and say “in Jesus name amen”.
10. Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.