Professors we wish were real
During your time at University you will have some pretty awesome professors. The one that basically tell you what is in the exam and the one you would gladly buy a drink for.
Then you get the horrible professors that are made out of pure evil. The kind that gives you essays due on a Saturday. The only drink you would buy them is Stroh Rum.
Here is a list of some fictional professors we would hang and share our beer with.
1. Dr. Henry Walton “Indiana” Jones, Jr
He’s got a Whip and a talent for finding treasure, ladies line up. Guys, you may lift your jaws from the flow and return them to their original position.
2. John Keating – Dead Poets Society
What makes him awesome? Tells you to tear up your books, teaches you the philosophy Carpe Diem and gets saluted by his class? Can you say “O Captain, My captain”?
3. Dr. Peter Venkman – Ghostbusters
Ghostbuster and player. When the city is under attack by a huge puffy marshmallow what does Prof Venkman say? “We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!"
4. Prof Yoda
He taught us to use the force, how to play with light sabres and he is a green stoner. He even taught us how to mess up our grammar. “Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”
5. Prof Sheldon Cooper
Hate him or love him, you can’t help but laugh at him. A Prof who is never wrong even in a game of rock, paper, lizard, scissors, Spock. “Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
Who would you add as your top fictional professor?