Moving the heat out of the bedroom

Duncan Profile picture By Duncan
Feb 16, 2012
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There is nothing wrong with some adult twister in the bedroom. It’s comfortable, private and the chances are you won’t end up injured unless you forget the safe word.


Some couples want the Bear Grylls approach to the four legged tango. The risky outdoor heart pumping adrenaline “the world is about to end” kind of sex.
We did a survey and found out where students are tagging as there love nests.


1. The back of the bakkie: Wind in your hair and legs in the air going down the ahem….highway. Just find a trust worthy mate who won’t drive you past her Father’s house and your sorted.

2. Trampoline: The outdoor toy is no longer only for kids. One synchronised push every 5 beats and you can let momentum do the rest. One unsynchronised push and you get a free ride to the hospital with a broken baby maker. Consider yourself warned.

3. Roof: The taller the building and the closer to the edge the bigger the thrill. We recommend those that are scared of heights to simply lie on their back.


4. In the bush: Time to show Mother Nature your frisky side. She won’t mind. Out roar the Lions and outlast the Zebras. Just don’t try out run the cheetahs. Don’t think Mother Nature would be too impressed.

5. A Cemetery: Morbid? We know but tragically hipster ironic. If it was good enough for True Blood why not for the new generation of Vamps.


6. Boat: Thank you Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee for the instructional video on how not to rock the boat. Never has someone so hot and used to being naked looked so amateurish. Honestly you are on a boat in the middle of tropical islands, Prince Charles and Camilla would have done a better job. If you plan to rock the boat please remember appropriate camera angles for YouTube.

7. Waterfall: Remember those Liqui Fruit adverts with the girl under a waterfall squeezing juice all over herself? Bet you couldn’t name what fruit she was squeezing, but you will remember the waterfall and her. What was the one thing missing from that scene we ask you?


8. Library: Finally, a good reason to hit the books or more like against the books. One of the toughest challenges known to kinky adventurers. It’s got to be a quickie and noise kept to a minimum, people are trying to study you know.

9. Golf Course: Getting a hole in one just became a got a whole new meaning. 

10. High diving board: This combines some of the best points from the top spots. You got the height for thrills. Spring for fun and if you fall off there is nothing to worry about. All though naked belly flops could be a little painful.

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wellie 2 months ago
I will try all of them, freaky am I
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Kiki123 2 months ago
any takers out there
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Kiki123 2 months ago
I would not mind trying no.1,2,3,4 and 8&9