10 worst excuses, when caught with your pants down

Views: 1921 , Duncan Collins - Apr 23, 2012

10 worst excuses to use when you get caught with your pants down.

*Disclaimer- none of these will get you out of trouble.

 
1. Oh honey, I can explain, you see, you weren’t supposed to be home.


2. It wasn’t cheating because we’d had a fight that night, and I figured we were broken up until I got your text the next morning.


3. She sat on my lap, what was I supposed to do? I didn’t want to be a jerk.


4. I tripped and fell into her, as I stood up I tripped and fell into her again. Must be something wrong with gravity in here.


5. She’s just a friend.


6. I left my wedding ring on while I had sex with her; that proves I love you.


7. The reason I didn’t mention it to you, because you would have said “no.”


8. I am not having an affair. Sheila is my sex therapist. She’s demonstrating sixty-nine ways to improve my sex drive.


9. Oh, she is just like a sister to me, that's all.


10. I missed you and she reminded me of you!

 

Writers note: Guys, these excuses are the reason why women hate us. 

 

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