10 worst excuses to use when you get caught with your pants down.
*Disclaimer- none of these will get you out of trouble.
1. Oh honey, I can explain, you see, you weren’t supposed to be home.
2. It wasn’t cheating because we’d had a fight that night, and I figured we were broken up until I got your text the next morning.
3. She sat on my lap, what was I supposed to do? I didn’t want to be a jerk.
4. I tripped and fell into her, as I stood up I tripped and fell into her again. Must be something wrong with gravity in here.
5. She’s just a friend.
6. I left my wedding ring on while I had sex with her; that proves I love you.
7. The reason I didn’t mention it to you, because you would have said “no.”
8. I am not having an affair. Sheila is my sex therapist. She’s demonstrating sixty-nine ways to improve my sex drive.
9. Oh, she is just like a sister to me, that's all.
10. I missed you and she reminded me of you!
Writers note: Guys, these excuses are the reason why women hate us.